My rules

Assalamualaikum

First of all, aku ada satu story yang nak di-share-kan. Main point aku nak share story? First, sebab aku pon tktau kenapa aku tertarik kat cerita yang entah apa2 tu. Second, no reason. Third, just for fun. Fourth, sebab aku rasa macam ni blog aku so suka hati aku la! Haha aku dah start mengarut. Okay enjo-o-oy.

Once upon a time there was this monkey named Rory. The family he lived with loved him very much, even though he was constantly screwing things up.

One day Rory accidentally rang the doorbell, and everybody thought he did it on purpose. So they gave him some bananas as a reward.

Well, now Rory was going around thinking he was some sort of monkey genius or something. And one day, he heard his owner say,

"My dang car is broke!"

So Rory's primitive mind raced to formulate a plan. And here is what eventually he came up with:

"Rory..fix..kar..!"

Rory worked all day and all night, and to cut a long story short, the end result was not a fixed car.

After it was all over, Rory had learned a very valuable lesson : Rory is a monkey. And monkeys don't fix cars.

THE END.

p/s: Original story came up with some illustrations. Can't share it here. But without those illustrations anyway, you can get it, right? =)

Source : Diary of a Wimpy Kid ; Rodrick Rules.

Bagi aku cerita tu macam comei2 cemana tktau. Haha forget it, dah habeh pon. Kemaren dah pi sekolah, ada chance jumpak aby. Aku tk melepaskan peluang keemasan. Cepat2 aku bagitau dia plan untuk tengok Onbak Rindu nanti. Tapi tk terkeluar pulak ayat2 ni : "Kalau boleh jalan la sekali. Jangan asyik bekepit ja.." Entah kenapa bila tengok muka aby, rasa macam tk sampai hati! Tkpa. Kot mana pon aku nak jugak kami jalan sekali nanti. Sudah2 la tu asyik memencilkan diri bersama pengarang jantung. -.- Dan bila dah jumpak syaza pulak, aku amek kesempatan tu untuk semboq dia. Tk payah bagi balak simpan handphone! Payah nak contact! Jangan dok pikiaq balak ja, pikiaq member sama. Ehehe tulah antara leteran aku yang membuatkan dia tarik muka 14. Alah aku beletiaq pon ala ala mak2 kita jugak. Beletiaq sebab sayang..bukan sebab menyampah. ;-)

Aku nak share satu status ni, yang beberapa orang dah publish as a status kat facebook.

♥ Greyson Chance - Orang kafir

♥ Rasulullah SAW - Nabi kita, kekasih Allah

♥ Perbezaan yang ketara. Why all the muslim girls are talking about Greyson Chance? Why don't you talk about Allah, Islam, Rasulullah SAW? I'm not bajet ALIM just want to remind you all :)

Status ni ada beberapa kesalahan. Bukan SEMUA muslimah are talking about Greyson Chance. Banyak lagi yang tkdak keinginan nak cakap pasai GC, termasuk aku. Dan pemilik status ni kata, "I'm not bajet ALIM". Haha sorry lah, but you just did :) Bagi aku, tk salah kalau nak minat. Aku pon minat Bruno Mars. Janganlah bila dah minat seseorang artis, terus nak kondem teruk2. Buat macam kita ni sampai puja artis tu padahal tak pon. Cuma minat je. Begitu jugalah dengan kita2 ni..nak minat pon berpada-pada. Jangan sampai orang lain naik menyampah tengok status/tweet or whatsoever yang melampau-lampau. Bila dah orang dah kondem, mulalah nak bising. Apa kata kita bersederhana ja? Kan elok tu. Lagipon kalau kita heboh kat satu dunia sekalipon..GC nak heran ke? Ntah2 Najwa Latiff tu pon dia tengok sebelah mata je. Okay? =)

'S' tried to remember how it feels to be a single person. Syok tu of course lah, no doubt. Tapi at the same time, when 'S' saw a lot of couples around her, then it's hard for 'S' to remain the single-title. I'm S. heeeee :DD